General News

Where is genesis??? No really, where the fuck am I? I don’t even know. As you all already know, I have been avoiding everyone at all costs. But now, I have finally reached a dead end and I have decided to give everyone an update on what’s going on. I have been hiding in my basement all this time. I just can’t stand the way I look! Dusty keeps saying I look beautiful to him no matter how large I get, but I really could lose about 60 pounds and look good (foxy you can too, believe me). I have a great deal of secrets that I am holding deep inside. I want to get them all out, but I just can’t. I just thought I should take a long break from the game, just so I could give everyone a chance to catch up. Being a rapist is not an acceptable form of behavior in society, therefore I had to stop at some point. But, I do hear that a lot of scrubs out there are running their mouths when the legend isn’t there. My advice for you faggots is to start applying some KY Intense Arousal gel underneath the hoods of your clitorises cause its going to hurt when I’m back.

As you are all probably already aware, our friend xenovex has officially, for the first time in his life, david carradined a raccoon that was “suffering” from “weird noises” and “short breaths” after a long swim. That raccoon sure sounded severely injured to me, let’s go on and choke it out of its misery. After this incident took place, I truly suspect that xenovex is in secret contact with our player of the month, GRAYSON7878, and that is causing xenovex outbursts of violent behavior in public towards animals. Oh look xenovex! I just got a text all the way from our Alaskan friend Grayson expressing his pleasure in your hunting skills. He also kindly asks if you could ship the raccoon over to him as soon as possible so that he could start on the skinning process for our raccoon gaming gloves.