General News

Hello idiots,

I'm back from an absolutely unreal vacation... I had more fun going back to my hometown than I did when I went to Cancun Mexico... No joke. I think my tan is better too. Anyways I'm back to the nerd world and having to work for a living, oh well. I went so hard on the liquor while I was away my doctor thinks I have gallstones and I go for an ultrasound and blood tests tomorrow. Apparently copious amounts of alcohol combined with lack of proper hydration and shitty food can deteriorate your health. Who woulda thought.

One of our parties was at this chicks cottage and a raccoon swam up on the verge of death, it was injured and hid under her boat house. It stayed under there for a few hours taking short breaths and making weird noises so my buddy decided he had to put it out of its misery. We didn't have a gun with us so improvisation was needed. He tried using a rock but that wasn't effective enough so he moved on and had to use a rope to kill it. kinda sad but it was suffering.

Anyways we've just signed up on the new NGL 4v4 ca ladder get your team signed up motherfuckers. http://www.nationalgamingleague.org/

Along with joining this league we've added a few fresh faces to our line-up, welcome runelore and doggystyle. g3nesis will also be back shortly, he's just been focusing on his new job.