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Despite popular belief and wishful thinking, I am not dead. I’ve just been keeping it real selling crystal meth on the corner with my stir fried dog eating pal, inf3cted. Anyhow, enough talking about me, let’s talk about YOU. Well as you all are a bunch of people whose interests vary from kiddy porn (driver8) to beastiality (grayson), I’ll have to be general.

Welcome to Quakelive, where teams of magnificent men and teams of faggots clash in a battle of who has the biggest cock (we never lose). I would like to take this opportunity to introduce a new homosexual team to our marvelous gaming community. Welcome team tD or tinyDicks. You might know them as team iD, before they got fired over the infamous iD scandal (when they got caught sucking each other’s cocks in public wearing their team uniforms). This team is composed of homosexuals, transvestites, transsexuals, a Russian Nazi and a lesbian coach. The crew is run mainly by a penisless white male named Tyrone (what the fuck?) and a Guinness world record holding female prostitute/crack addict, who won top place for the youngest tranny in Australia.

These two not only make a living off of video games but are also big fans of fist fucking as n4utigay got his genitalia mutilated after attempting to make love to an electrical socket in the early years of his childhood. Penisless (n4utikal) and tranny (nhii) met on World of Warcraft. Lonely Penisless was spending his daily life questing through the lands of Kalimdor until he ran into the girl of his dreams, a 14 year old gold farming transsexual. They did not waste any time and hastened their wedding plans because they feared being separated if raided by the Horde. After holding their wedding in IronForge, they have been fucking electronically via the internet for years.

Several years later, they finally decided that it was time to take it to the real world. With no penis and a limited budget, this was quite impossible to achieve. Not to mention, nhii’s penis made her a male and gay marriages are not allowed in Washington. However, penisless did not lose hope and was willing to do anything for the sake of losing the virginity of his fists. By working hard every hour and pocketing every gold coin that dropped off of carrion birds and wild wolves, penisless was eventually able to afford the tranny’s plane ticket. When she finally arrived, he brought her secretly into his trailer and hesitated not one second to viciously fist her anal hollow repeatedly, showing no mercy whatsoever.

The Russian Nazi of the clan goes by the name of Fag_ID, since he actually uses an ID to prove to everyone that he is indeed a man of eternal self-perpetuating faggotry.

The clan also has an altar boy (whaz) working for them, free of charge, seven days a week. This young boy is continuously taking it up the ass from all the other members (except from n4utikal, who's just a spectator in this case as participation requires a penis). However, when he is not busy engaging in anal sex, he always has a random object lodged up inside his butthole causing him severe anal itching/bleeding which leads him to express the excruciating pain through his facial expressions at all times. See for yourself below.

I would also like everyone to welcome our newest member relapse to the clan. Relapse was held captive in darken’s shadowy lair of gay masturbation for years, which subsequently turned him into a faggot himself. We sent several of our trained commandos on a top secret mission to rescue relapse. After successfully rescuing him, we have added him to our crew as we have completely brainwashed all of the homosexual fantasies that darken had planted in his head. Darken had a few words to share with relapse after, check here. Congratulations to bumr and infected for winning Darken's most notorious faggot award on the westcoast.